octupac: im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
What I miss about my ex
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Dear Molly, I'm watching over Fred, like you have... →
nordicunicorn: candyp0p: uncomfortablechair: vicsagod: exceldamage: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale wait, so what is it in america then? 100 A+ 95 A 90 A- 86-89 B+ 85 B 80 B- ...
acolytepema: jordanwreckes: does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me yeah, right now actually…
flaming-fagg0t: singleplaidqueer: bubonickitten: riseandwrite: calibornthisgay: My Parents Need to Stop Touching My Stuff: The Musical featuring the hit single “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me” First Song: Close My Door All The Way Secret track: “I Made A Long Distance Call To My Mother Just To Find Out Where The Hell She Put My Socks” Big Group Number: I Know...
o-k-compooper: souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous why aren’t we doing this
reyairia: 70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me